We see exactly what you'd have preferred we miss.

What we do — allegedly

We use your product like the most impossible human alive.

Strangers arrive. Every screen, every language, every button you forgot to wire up — poked, prodded, and read aloud. We find the cracks, write them down with receipts, and slip out before the coffee's cold.

Then a report lands on someone's desk. It is polite. It is merciless. It is, annoyingly, correct.

House rules

• 01

  Watch everything

  Desktop, mobile, right-to-left, and the one edge case you're quietly praying nobody hits.

• 02

  Flatter no one

  The report serves the product, not its parents. Favourites are for amateurs.

• 03

  Leave no name

  You get the findings. You never get the finder. We were, of course, never here.